Two of my biggest fears in life are friends of mine not coming home from Israel for one reason, and friends of mine not coming home from Israel for a different reason.
1) They get abducted by Greek Orthodox nuns who are actually Palestinian transvestites living in Beit Jala. 2) They fall into a giant vat of humus, ruining the entire batch, and end up working at a sleezy falafel kiosk for a few years to pay off the debt they incurred.
1. They fall in love, get married, and stay there? 2. They get killed? Those are the best two I can come up with, was I close? (and here's hoping the latter never happens and the former happens only if it makes them happy)
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--Jeff
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2) They fall into a giant vat of humus, ruining the entire batch, and end up working at a sleezy falafel kiosk for a few years to pay off the debt they incurred.
... and I can keep coming up with more.
--Jeff
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I just came back from Israel, two days ago, if that helps at all.
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I'll take a stab at this
2. They get killed?
Those are the best two I can come up with, was I close?
(and here's hoping the latter never happens and the former happens only if it makes them happy)
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