desh ([personal profile] desh) wrote2009-11-03 07:38 am

Election day!

Four years later. Should I write myself in again? (For those of you new to the story, I was once elected to an official position, and then the chair of Duke's Political Science department blogged about me.)

[identity profile] jdcohen.livejournal.com 2009-11-03 01:17 pm (UTC)(link)
Run only if you are also planning to quickly advance up the ranks to governor, though you are not remotely qualified, then quit halfway through because the speaking tour opportunities are more lucrative and you want to use said speaking platform to foment divisions and internal strife within your political party. Also, be a sexy MILF with a hefty side of ignorance. And wear Tina Fey glasses.

--Jeff