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August of Awesomeness
Tuesday, July 29th: Last day of my summer job
Thursday, July 31st: Help load the Havurah truck
Sunday, August 3rd: Drive up to Northampton, Mass., to be followed by finishing the trip to Rindge, NH the next day
Monday, August 4th through Sunday, August 10th: Havurah Institute
Thursday, August 14th: Lesley's party
Saturday, August 16th and Sunday, August 17th: The finals of my Ultimate Summer League
Tuesday, August 19th through Sunday, August 24th: Philadelphia Folk Festival
Monday, August 25th: Begin life as an honest-to-goodness unemployed college graduate.
Thursday, July 31st: Help load the Havurah truck
Sunday, August 3rd: Drive up to Northampton, Mass., to be followed by finishing the trip to Rindge, NH the next day
Monday, August 4th through Sunday, August 10th: Havurah Institute
Thursday, August 14th: Lesley's party
Saturday, August 16th and Sunday, August 17th: The finals of my Ultimate Summer League
Tuesday, August 19th through Sunday, August 24th: Philadelphia Folk Festival
Monday, August 25th: Begin life as an honest-to-goodness unemployed college graduate.
Continuation of Desh's life
Tuesday, August 25th, 2010: Go back to Penn as an honest-to-goodness unemployed college graduate, seeking refuge from terrible, horrible, no good very bad job market (props if you got the reference).
Tuesday, August 25th, 2060: Die an honest-to-goodness unemployed graduate school graduate. Should have majored in English, who'd have known that the world would start reading again. Or hotel management. Thats always useful. But MATH?! Sure, you can integrate my pants off, (damn...thats a good line...), but can you run a quaint new england bed and breakfast with an over the top maritime decorating theme, cook mediocre breakfast and charge grossly too much? I didn't think so.
Desh's future pickup lines:
Hey baby, can I integrate myself into your pants?
I've got number theory for you. 36-24-36 = bliss.
Your curves, my lines, and a whole book of knot theory.
Follow the rule of FOIL: First Operate In Lube.
Lemme analyze your circumference and plot your points.
Ever heard of Gaussian Emission?
Your egg, my sperm, and about a billion to one odds in my favor.
Lemme make a topo map of your nether regions
Re: Continuation of Desh's life
An unintended consequence of my livejournal use is my new collection of pickup lines. See also here and....dammit, I can't find Justin's. A pair of great lines, including, "excuse me, but does this drink taste like it has GHB in it?"
Re: Continuation of Desh's life