Tuesday, August 25th: Continue life as an honest-to-goodness unemployed college graduate. Tuesday, August 25th, 2010: Go back to Penn as an honest-to-goodness unemployed college graduate, seeking refuge from terrible, horrible, no good very bad job market (props if you got the reference). Tuesday, August 25th, 2060: Die an honest-to-goodness unemployed graduate school graduate. Should have majored in English, who'd have known that the world would start reading again. Or hotel management. Thats always useful. But MATH?! Sure, you can integrate my pants off, (damn...thats a good line...), but can you run a quaint new england bed and breakfast with an over the top maritime decorating theme, cook mediocre breakfast and charge grossly too much? I didn't think so.
Desh's future pickup lines: Hey baby, can I integrate myself into your pants? I've got number theory for you. 36-24-36 = bliss. Your curves, my lines, and a whole book of knot theory. Follow the rule of FOIL: First Operate In Lube. Lemme analyze your circumference and plot your points. Ever heard of Gaussian Emission? Your egg, my sperm, and about a billion to one odds in my favor. Lemme make a topo map of your nether regions
Continuation of Desh's life
Tuesday, August 25th, 2010: Go back to Penn as an honest-to-goodness unemployed college graduate, seeking refuge from terrible, horrible, no good very bad job market (props if you got the reference).
Tuesday, August 25th, 2060: Die an honest-to-goodness unemployed graduate school graduate. Should have majored in English, who'd have known that the world would start reading again. Or hotel management. Thats always useful. But MATH?! Sure, you can integrate my pants off, (damn...thats a good line...), but can you run a quaint new england bed and breakfast with an over the top maritime decorating theme, cook mediocre breakfast and charge grossly too much? I didn't think so.
Desh's future pickup lines:
Hey baby, can I integrate myself into your pants?
I've got number theory for you. 36-24-36 = bliss.
Your curves, my lines, and a whole book of knot theory.
Follow the rule of FOIL: First Operate In Lube.
Lemme analyze your circumference and plot your points.
Ever heard of Gaussian Emission?
Your egg, my sperm, and about a billion to one odds in my favor.
Lemme make a topo map of your nether regions