desh | (no subject)

Are you a magic feather? Because my heart just grew a tail, and flew away.

Yeah, I think the lists on McSweeneys.net have replaced Hallmark's Fresh Ink line of cards as the thing out there that best describes my sense of humor.

I still like "Can I be your problem set?", with "Can I be your derivative?" as a close second. :p

Yes, I know you do. That's just a charming part of what makes you, you.