Dude! My first job was with Fortran. I remember the old days! And I'm damned glad they're the old days.

My userpic is from a really bad Italian movie from the late 1960s by the name of Diabolik. Gawd, I wonder how much they paid the actor to paint that suit on him. The comic they adapted it from is cool, though. Kinda a Batman with better fashion sense and stronger libido(he's Italian after all).