really? are you going to give desh The Gay [aka Gay Cooties]? this is getting exciting.

if desh and i had ever dated [properly and indisputably] i would spend a lot of energy trying to convince him that he was queer [on account of i'm not a girl and for a boy to date anyone but a girl.. etc]. this would be a lot of fun for me but i'm not sure how much fun it would be for anybody else - not that that matters. :]