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[desh]

A guy just called.

He said, "Hello, my name is Richard Effingham."

I said, "You don't need to censor yourself; we're all adults here."

Comments

[decibelle.livejournal.com]

That's so wonderful! I don't think I would've been able to think of a comeback so quickly! Wow, good stuff!

[desh]

Sadly, I didn't actually say it. But about 2 hours later, when I thought of it, it was perfect. And no one on LJ will know the difference. (Don't tell!)

[decibelle.livejournal.com]

Don't worry, my lips are virtually sealed. :)

[vox-dei.livejournal.com]

That's amazing!!!! (I don't care that you thought of it later--it's still hillarious.)

I was going to say

[bumonyou.livejournal.com]

I was going to say that that was a cruel thing to say. But since you virtually said it, its still funny!