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[desh]

Stolen from sherbieroni:

-Let's make this night really different from all other nights.
-What will you do to me for two zuzim?
-What's a girl like you doing at a seder like this?
-Nice Hagadah.
-I bet I could make you sing Dayenu.
-I could never Pass you Over...
-I'm going to have to search you for chametz.

Comments

[lord-emo.livejournal.com]

Wow. Best Jewish pickup lines ever.