You may now call me "Your Honor".

I just received a xeroxed blue certificate in the mail:

2005

City and County of Philadelphia

DEMOCRATIC PARTY Philadelphia, November 8, 2005

Josh [my last name]

At an Election held November 8, 2005, you were duly elected for a term of Four Years from January 1, 2006 as Judge of Election for the [number] Ward, [number] Division.

Margaret M. Tartaglione, Chairwoman
Edgar A. Howard, Commissioner
Joseph J. Duda, Commissioner

(I still don't know whether I get paid, though. Or, um, what I have to do.)