pre-Pesach

[desh]

Jews out there who keep the first two days of Pesach as yom tov, and who care about this sort of thing, don't forget eruv tavshilin [text] this afternoon.

And everyone out there, don't forget what to say to that cute new person at your family's seder, once you're sure you're not related.

Chag sameach!

Comments

[gutwoman.livejournal.com]

from my local Hillel I got a few dirtier/nastier ones along with those that you posted ... ugh...

I like my matzah thin, like my women.
Maybe when Elijah comes, we can make it a threesome.
I hear that horseradish is an aphrodisiac.
After four cups of wine, you look like Cindy Crawford.
Did that just say we were in bondage?
Gefilte fish jelly makes for great lubrication.
Did someone say Staff?


I'm not sure the last one is funny. and most of those are just disturbing. but I thought I'd share.

[desh]

Thanks! I particularly like the second and third ones.

[captainjew.livejournal.com]

Priceless...

[bz-mahrabu.livejournal.com]

Back in the day, we did a Top 10 list as a Mizmor Shir skit. Others included:

Let's expound together until the morning Shema.

[intangiblehugs.livejournal.com]

and for those of us who forgot to do eruv tavshilin, luckily there's that clause at the end "for us and all the of Israel who dwells in this city."

so now that we have a mt. airy chabad rabbi, we didn't worry about whether or not *someone* had said it!

sarcasm...

[desh]

I'm wondering about applying that clause to all my prayers. Get my friends out of lots of annoying obligations, and then they can repay the favor later...