All together, my friends are an accident
Because I'm bored and a nerd, and an Excel master, I decided to calculate the geographic average of everyone on my Friends list right now. (Well, minus the people who I never talk to anymore or whose location I don't know.)
The Hawaii and England/Israel people approximately canceled each other out, as did the British Columbia and Florida folks.
And I end up with an average practically on top of a town called Accident in Western Maryland. Which puts me barely closest to
bloomable, who just beats out the Pittsburgh folks, with the DC-area folks probably edging out Baltimore, Richmond, and Hurricane WV for third place.
The Hawaii and England/Israel people approximately canceled each other out, as did the British Columbia and Florida folks.
And I end up with an average practically on top of a town called Accident in Western Maryland. Which puts me barely closest to

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