I should be first. Rumors spread on LJ rumor websites about when my next post will be published. Livejournal historians will view me as a lone renegade that took the LJ world by storm. When I walk down the streets, people whisper to each other, "Is that myq???? You know, from LJ???" Some people stare in awe, some young girls get together and giggle, some guys give me envious glares, but all of them realize that I am a Legend.

However, I will accept this "co-third" position as an olive branch. Who's Nigel Tufnel? I would google him but the Internet on this ship is so slow I'd be up for hours trying to find out.