I am so sorry Josh, but I must inform you of a committee decision to revoke your dork of the week award. The reason for this decison is as follows: you've been employed for months now and the thought just occurred to you to start playing video games now? For shame! You have wasted many valuable hours of variable ending searching on CT.

On the other hand, I might be in the running for mentioning the two following (unprompted) things to my boss: there were no elves at Helm's Deep; the sigil on Orlando Bloom's shirt bears a canny resemblance to that Led Zep icon..you know the one...