Because aspiring to be marnanel isn't such a bad goal in life

[desh]

Is there anything you want to know about me? Any question you've always wanted to ask but haven't? Feel free to ask in comments. Anything at all. I'm not going to promise that I'll answer, but I'll do my best, and I certainly don't mind you asking.

Anonymous comments are screened as per my journal's default, but I'll unscreen everything except for spam. Fire away.